"When the ear amplifier 3000 arrived, Biggie wasted no time giving it a whirl. While he could now hear a flea break wind, he wasn’t sure super hearing was worth his dignity."
Biggie! Nice to hear from another full sized dude who has to have extra good manners. There are so many little cracker dogs out there and I get a sush if I even look the wrong way at one of them.
I wish I didn't have to wear that stupid gentle leader. I don't like it and when we go walkies I ram Mom's behind with my big head to express my displeasure.
Hey Biggie. I make that face when my mom comes at me with that foul smelling doggie cologne. Doesn't she know it took a lot of rolling in dirt to get me to smell just right?!
Mom's caption submission: "Seriously lady, how am I supposed to pick up chicks in this get up!?"
Biggie, man, I got to thinking about this photo and then I reread your blog and I'm kinda wondering... did you go to the doggie doctor and accidentally leave your gajingles behind?
Woops. I got to keep my gajingles because when the "time was right" I had an immune system problem that meant I couldn't have laughie gas and then I got all grown up and Momma and Master figured, why bother?
14 comments:
"Oh, man, and I thought the Gentle Leader by itself was embarrasing."
Jackson's mom
Biggie -
Nice to meet you. I have to wear a gentle leader too. I don't really like it and frequently ram Mom when we're walking.
BTW - I had some good dog points deducted today when I barked at Rocky the attack miniature poodle. Oh well.
Your pal,
Mango
My reception is okay, you need to pull on the rope to adjust to get the Playgirl channel
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President Bush needs to rethink his torture criteria (bad taste, yes?)
"IM IN UR HALLWAY...STEELIN HBO!"
WAGZ - Mackenzie
"When the ear amplifier 3000 arrived, Biggie wasted no time giving it a whirl. While he could now hear a flea break wind, he wasn’t sure super hearing was worth his dignity."
Chris
Biggie!
Nice to hear from another full sized dude who has to have extra good manners. There are so many little cracker dogs out there and I get a sush if I even look the wrong way at one of them.
I wish I didn't have to wear that stupid gentle leader. I don't like it and when we go walkies I ram Mom's behind with my big head to express my displeasure.
"Well.. that's the last time I look up the chimney on Christmas Eve to hear who is making all that ruckus!!" :-)
Love your blog!
Cheers,
Kat
Hey Biggie. I make that face when my mom comes at me with that foul smelling doggie cologne. Doesn't she know it took a lot of rolling in dirt to get me to smell just right?!
Mom's caption submission: "Seriously lady, how am I supposed to pick up chicks in this get up!?"
No! I am NOT ready for my close up Mr. DeMille!
Hang in there Biggie!
Gunner
i thought christmas was over?...poor biggie...
"This is NOT what I meant when I said I wanted a new collar for Christmas."
~ Victor and PeterPan
Biggie, man, I got to thinking about this photo and then I reread your blog and I'm kinda wondering... did you go to the doggie doctor and accidentally leave your gajingles behind?
Woops. I got to keep my gajingles because when the "time was right" I had an immune system problem that meant I couldn't have laughie gas and then I got all grown up and Momma and Master figured, why bother?
Oh man, I knew it! You let them give you laughie gas and then you left your galingles at the vet.
Momma says you'll never miss them (what does she know). Hope you're out of that stupid cone by now. It gives you a creepy Bette Davis kind of look.
Are you going to get big snow today too?
Mango
Biggie - The more I hear from you the more I like you
Having white hair is a BURDEN because the humans want it to always be white instead of reflecting what you last rolled in.
Don't go lookin' for those gajingles, man, they aren't coming back.
Mango
oooooh, I love this, its nice to be the one writing the caption for a change.......
"laugh at me and I'll pee on you"
Frenchie Snorts
Balboa
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