Momma is such a drama queen. She has been hogging the computer and leaking from her eyes about all sorts of things in the last two weeks like she had to go to a service for someone who D-I-E-D and then she had to do some other sad things for "work" and then she has been traveling (so I went to camp AGAIN! ok that part wasn't so bad) and then there was that thing about the plane landing in the river near my dog run. Oh yeah and lately there has been that issue with my diaries which Momma thinks came from me licking some dirty snow in the dog run that day it was below zero. And now she has been keeping me on STARVATION rations. NO MEAT! I am starving. I walk into the kitchen and touch the refrigerator with my nose, then I touch the counter where she makes my dinner, then I walk into my crate and sit, and then I flip my food dish, take it out of the crate and push it around the room like a giant hockey puck, and STILL she doesn't get the hint! Sheesh. Anyway, so she APOLOGIZES for not being around more because of all that. I still think she is being a drama queen but if you get a moment CAN SOMEONE PLEASE SEND ME SOME MEAT?!?!?!?
My big brother Dani (aka Dan the Man) and sister Spirit and I chatted a while back, sorry it's taken so long to get it up:
BiggieZ: hey
DanTheMan: yo
Spirit: hey biggie whats up
BiggieZ: not much im starving. whats new w u?
DanTheMan: we went to a show last weekend
BiggieZ: ??
DanTheMan: and i got my cgc
BiggieZ: wtg but whats a show
Spirit: You know, a SHOW like with dogs and stuff
BiggieZ: ?? you mean like the dog run?
DanTheMan: no like you go in a ring with fence things and you do stuff
BiggieZ: you mean like camp?
Spirit: no theres other dogs there and you run around and stuff
BiggieZ: is there wrestling
DanTheMan: no
BiggieZ: bitey face?
Spirit: no
BiggieZ: how bout playing in the snow
Spirit: whats snow
BiggieZ: nevermind
do u get butt scratches at the show
DanTheMan: no you go around in the ring and you run with a person and people pet you and you get stacked and stuff
u have to put ur feet in just the right place and let people pet you and look at ur teefies
BiggieZ: sounds like fun
not
Spirit: its fun u get lots of treats and stuff when you run and you get lots of baths and grooming to look real pretty
BiggieZ: can u run up to ppl and stick ur nose in their butt
DanTheMan: no
Spirit: tell bigz what is really cool
DanTheMan: im getting 2 it
anywy this 1 had lots of kuvasz there and so its a MAJOR
BiggieZ: k
Spirit: and so we got to beat lots of other dogz and we both won some stuff i got winners bitch
BiggieZ: somedog call u a bitch?? where r they i beat them up 4 u
Spirit: no no not like that its a good thing and dani got winners dog
BiggieZ: cool
DanTheMan: yeah and then i beat spirit to get best of winners BOW!!!!!!!!!!!! I ROOL!!!!!!
Spirit: no you DROOL stupid
BiggieZ: so u r both winners cool
DanTheMan: see the pic below im in the middle standing nicely like a g'boy unlike other girlz i know
Spirit: I was looking for treats!
DanTheMan: well that is why I, your big brudder, WON BOW WOW WOW!!
Spirit: yah whatever I have more points than u anyway
BiggieZ: speaking of treats u got any meat 4 me im really hungry
DanTheMan: ill look brb
BiggieZ: so that is pretty cool and u mean u didnt get to play bitey face with anyone??
Spirit: no and since it was raining we couldnt go outside and mess up our hair
BiggieZ: thats not so good
Spirit: but it was a MAJOR and so now all I need one more major and then ill be finished
BiggieZ: finished with what?
Spirit: i dunno just finished with stuff, u know like being a champeen
BiggieZ: oh
my P-Daddy is a major maybe he could help u finish
Spirit: hm maybe when is he coming
BiggieZ: u can only borrow him you cant have him
Spirit: i think i hafta have him to finish r u sure you cant give him to me
BiggieZ: no u cant have him i only said borrow
Spirit: meh
BiggieZ: meh
DanTheMan: im back mama said we cant send u any meat cuz its too smelly we can only send u oranges and grapefrut
BiggieZ: bummer im really hungry
Spirit: hey thanks for the chicken toy i really liked it but then i did something naughty and then mama took it away and said i hafta share
DanTheMan: yeah little brudder dude tx 4 the chicken toy
heres another pic of me being very light on my feet despite my massiveness.
BiggieZ: I dont think ive ever been that white
or fluffy
Spirit: You could be if ur Momma washed and brushed u like our mama does
BiggieZ: maybe but i think im curlier than dani every time momma brushes me i get staticks and then as soon as i wrestle i get all curly again
BiggieZ: Dani u look really huge there how much do u weigh? I have no idea how much i weigh but its over 100 something and momma measured me and said im 30 inches tall now
Spirit: just like u boyz all u can talk about is size
look at me below im striking a pose
DanTheMan: heh and youll make lightning devil eyes at everyone
Spirit: yeah well i still got way more points than u nyah nyah nyah and ur older
DanTheMan: u r such a brat i have to sit on you now
Spirit: ow get off me dfjksnj u r a fat
ass fgkg tyiodv df hfdk;lk
DanTheMan: and when we went to the shows i got to do a lot of pee mailing and we went in the Magic Box where the doors slid back and forth
BiggieZ: u mean like a store or a apartment building?
DanTheMan: no it was like a little box
BiggieZ: oh u mean a Ella Baiter
DanTheMan: whos ella is she in heat BOW WOW WOW
BiggieZ: nevermind yah we have one in our building its pretty fun
if u sit u get treats
and sometimes its really squishy and full of people
if ur really lucky u might see another dog who lives there its really fun
especially if u start wrassling in there when u r on the leash
DanTheMan: i didnt do any wrassling i get enough at home
this time it was nice to have a vacation just with mama even if i had to share her with that little brat kid sister
Spirit: mmmbtthh!! mmmmrrgggrrr!! get OFF lardo
BiggieZ: im gonna go bang my dish and see if momma feeds me im really hungry
laterz
DanTheMan: l8r
Spirit: nbk dfh dfrtm bbrrrgh!!