Friday, February 29, 2008

Food Porn 2 (Hot Live Puppy Action)

ALL AMATEUR, BOY-ON-CHICKEN ACTION!
UNEDITED-UNCENSORED-UNCUT




Mommy is a bit of a dom top, so she makes me wear a dog collar and eat dinner in my crate. I have to sit nicely before I am allowed to be locked in my crate to eat, and I'm only released to go when I have sat nicely for her and performed whatever tasks Mistress Mommy deems necessary for the day.


They say that sequels are never as good as the original, but here I think we have an exception, since we have live, unedited action of ME (90 pounds of lean, galumphing wrestling machine) and not so much of Mommy's blather. Here's some background to my video: I eat about 3-4 pounds of raw, human-grade food a day in two meals. But this is not like kibble weight, because my food has a lot of water and no filler. So my poops are very small and don't stink too bad (unless I'm eating cabbage or kale), making them very easy to pick up on the streets of New York.


This dinner consists of:
1 c. ground raw organic vegetables
2T nonfat yogurt
2T canned pumpkin
fish oil and joint supplements
2 raw skinless chicken thighs (with bone)
2 raw skinless chicken drumsticks (with bone)

Oh, I am getting excited just thinking about the next time I can eat! YUM!

4 comments:

Huck said...

WOW. I am jealous of your chicken inhaling skillz. Chicks totally dig it.

Peanut said...

I love chicken. My mom says you are just to cute.

Mango said...

Yummers! I got suds just watching you slurp down all those foodies.

I should try that raw diet because Momma says my poops are GIGANTIC!

Balboa & Mommy said...

WOW, you totally inhaled that chicken, bones and all. I am very picky and expect my mommy to break food into little pieces for me.

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Balboa