Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Puppy News Flash: TRAGEDY!! Christmas disaster!

ORVIS IS ALL OUT OF MY FAVORITE SQUEAKY ROOSTERS! First, my giant rooster is out of commission with a busted wing. Grandma needs to sew it up for me, but now Grandma isn't coming to Vermont to visit me. A new giant rooster won't ship until MARCH 2008.

Not only that, but the smaller Orvis roosters that come in red, green or blue, are also all out of stock. They won't ship until January or February of NEXT YEAR, and I was going to buy Christmas roosters for everyone! Ok, the blue ones sort of suck because they don't squeak, but the red and green are pretty cool!

What am I going to get Tex and Spirit for Christmas?? Maybe I will have to find a way to send them some of Mommy's dirty socks and some trash in a giant cardboard box.

And - my shipment of beef pizzles last night came up a little SHORT... (if you don't know what beef pizzles are, they are the best dog chew treat in the world, but P-Daddy always gets a funny look on his face when I am chewing one) I only got 7 instead of 10. That won't even last me to the end of this week!

This is not a good sign. All my Christmas presents are going to be late.

I may have to make Mommy and Daddy take me to the Orvis Flagship store this weekend so I can pick out some presents.

1 comment:

Crikit, Sparky & Ginger said...

Hi Biggie Z! We saw you joined DWB & sniffed over to check ya out! Look at the snoooow we want some!

Nice bloggie, we gonna trot back by often. If you like to accept a Christmas Spirit Ball Award sniff on over.

waggin TX tail & barking loud