My big brother Dani (aka Dan the Man) and sister Spirit and I chatted a while back, sorry it's taken so long to get it up:
Spirit: hey biggie whats up
BiggieZ: not much im starving. whats new w u?
DanTheMan: we went to a show last weekend
DanTheMan: and i got my cgc
BiggieZ: wtg but whats a show
Spirit: You know, a SHOW like with dogs and stuff
BiggieZ: ?? you mean like the dog run?
DanTheMan: no like you go in a ring with fence things and you do stuff
BiggieZ: you mean like camp?
Spirit: no theres other dogs there and you run around and stuff
BiggieZ: is there wrestling
BiggieZ: bitey face?
BiggieZ: how bout playing in the snow
Spirit: whats snow
do u get butt scratches at the show
DanTheMan: no you go around in the ring and you run with a person and people pet you and you get stacked and stuff
u have to put ur feet in just the right place and let people pet you and look at ur teefies
BiggieZ: sounds like fun
Spirit: its fun u get lots of treats and stuff when you run and you get lots of baths and grooming to look real pretty
BiggieZ: can u run up to ppl and stick ur nose in their butt
Spirit: tell bigz what is really cool
DanTheMan: im getting 2 it
anywy this 1 had lots of kuvasz there and so its a MAJOR
Spirit: and so we got to beat lots of other dogz and we both won some stuff i got winners bitch
BiggieZ: somedog call u a bitch?? where r they i beat them up 4 u
Spirit: no no not like that its a good thing and dani got winners dog
DanTheMan: yeah and then i beat spirit to get best of winners BOW!!!!!!!!!!!! I ROOL!!!!!!
Spirit: no you DROOL stupid
BiggieZ: so u r both winners cool
DanTheMan: see the pic below im in the middle standing nicely like a g'boy unlike other girlz i know
Spirit: I was looking for treats!
DanTheMan: well that is why I, your big brudder, WON BOW WOW WOW!!
Spirit: yah whatever I have more points than u anyway
BiggieZ: speaking of treats u got any meat 4 me im really hungry
DanTheMan: ill look brb
Spirit: no and since it was raining we couldnt go outside and mess up our hair
BiggieZ: thats not so good
Spirit: but it was a MAJOR and so now all I need one more major and then ill be finished
BiggieZ: finished with what?
Spirit: i dunno just finished with stuff, u know like being a champeen
my P-Daddy is a major maybe he could help u finish
Spirit: hm maybe when is he coming
BiggieZ: u can only borrow him you cant have him
Spirit: i think i hafta have him to finish r u sure you cant give him to me
BiggieZ: no u cant have him i only said borrow
DanTheMan: im back mama said we cant send u any meat cuz its too smelly we can only send u oranges and grapefrut
BiggieZ: bummer im really hungry
Spirit: hey thanks for the chicken toy i really liked it but then i did something naughty and then mama took it away and said i hafta share
DanTheMan: yeah little brudder dude tx 4 the chicken toy
heres another pic of me being very light on my feet despite my massiveness.
BiggieZ: I dont think ive ever been that white
Spirit: You could be if ur Momma washed and brushed u like our mama does
BiggieZ: maybe but i think im curlier than dani every time momma brushes me i get staticks and then as soon as i wrestle i get all curly again
BiggieZ: Dani u look really huge there how much do u weigh? I have no idea how much i weigh but its over 100 something and momma measured me and said im 30 inches tall now
Spirit: just like u boyz all u can talk about is size
look at me below im striking a pose
DanTheMan: heh and youll make lightning devil eyes at everyone
Spirit: yeah well i still got way more points than u nyah nyah nyah and ur older
DanTheMan: u r such a brat i have to sit on you now
Spirit: ow get off me dfjksnj u r a fat
ass fgkg tyiodv df hfdk;lk
DanTheMan: and when we went to the shows i got to do a lot of pee mailing and we went in the Magic Box where the doors slid back and forth
BiggieZ: u mean like a store or a apartment building?
DanTheMan: no it was like a little box
BiggieZ: oh u mean a Ella Baiter
DanTheMan: whos ella is she in heat BOW WOW WOW
BiggieZ: nevermind yah we have one in our building its pretty fun
if u sit u get treats
and sometimes its really squishy and full of people
if ur really lucky u might see another dog who lives there its really fun
especially if u start wrassling in there when u r on the leash
DanTheMan: i didnt do any wrassling i get enough at home
this time it was nice to have a vacation just with mama even if i had to share her with that little brat kid sister
Spirit: mmmbtthh!! mmmmrrgggrrr!! get OFF lardo
BiggieZ: im gonna go bang my dish and see if momma feeds me im really hungry
Spirit: nbk dfh dfrtm bbrrrgh!!