So. I wanted to see what the big deal was about this "goff" thing. While Mommy was working (ok, she was IM'ing her friend but pretending she was working) I thought I would entertain myself quietly. Mommy always says reading is a good way to keep the mind occupied and to spend some quiet alone time.
Now I know why this is called Goff DIGEST. (har har har)
I decided to read the whole magazine into little pieces so Daddy can't read it. If he goes goff next summer I will not get to play with him and goff is stupid if puppies can't be involved. That'll show Daddy what I think about goff!
(And I will have a hard time convincing P-Daddy that I didn't put Biggie up to this!)